HAHA! Hilarious. My Tibu fits most of these.

Some of them are quite funny though luckily he hasn't eaten poop yet. That's pretty gross.

We trained him really well at the beginning. Got him a cage when he was small and potty trained him by making the cage bigger every other week. Sadly, he's forgotten most of that now and he's too big to be put into a cage. That and he thinks every piece of furniture belongs to him! haha